01 September 2005

Bob was right (!)

Count this as a rare moment kids: I am publicly admitting that my one time domestic partner, Robert Delanor Allen, was right about Desperate Housewives. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Now that I've got over the initial humiliation, I think I can, you know, live a healthy life as a well-adjusted fan of the show.

I'm glad to have said that.

My first day at the new job went on without any serious problems. The thing that could do me in is 70¥ strawberry milk in the school vending machine. Also, although I was complaining about the schedule, it turns out the sixth day will be canceled 50% of the time and other classes will be routinely canceled as well. Like next week, I think I have to work a total of 12 hours. Yeah, it's a nice gig if you can get it.

Also, by the way, what the fuck is happening down in New Orleans? I just read this and then having heard earlier that the President basically told the National Guard to mow down looters and then the 6 dollar gas and then the continuing problem that the ocean refuses to give back the city... Seriously, I think President John Kerry would have had the answer to all these problems: that's right, two purple hearts.

Also, I thought it would be fun to have a little competition. That's right, I am giving $5 to the winner of the Holy Shit, I Can't Believe Steve-o or Bob Said Or Did That contest. How does the contest work? Well it's quite simple, you post your favorite quote or ridiculous situation involving either me or Bob from the college and the person who posts the best Holy Shit, I Can't Believe Steve-o or Bob Said Or Did That story wins five dollars. What are the rules? Well, kids, there's only one rule, the rule that will get you through a lot of problems in life: let's be kind.

Let the bidding commence!
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