28 January 2006

Strawberry Fields








So I'm starting a business. I fell into the trap that every English teacher falls into: you get tired of running around and taking bullshit from people who pull your strings. I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times: there's more money and security in just doing it yourself. So I'm full of good ideas. Damn good ones.

The Strawberry Fields English Club. I like it. I like it a lot.

Marriage set for July 15th. Ceremony followed by jazz show in Furumachi. Come, drink Mimosas with us and bask in the groly of love.

Yoko said I should blog about how Japanese people are obsessed with fecal matter and how every Japanese child has an "anus period" in which they're obsessed with their own anus and the anuses of others. This leads kids to poke each other in the ass for fun. I said that if that happened in the States, you'd get sent to the shrink. Since I missed out on my anus period, I'm going to try and have it now. If you get poked, blame the evolution, not the evolved.

Also, I think that means I can see Brokeback Mountain and file it under the "anus obsession" tab.
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