07 April 2007

Neocon war laments

This via Sullivan.
  1. Denial: "The media doesn’t show the good news in Iraq." 
  2. Anger: "The treasonous far-left-liberals and their media lapdogs are making us lose in Iraq."
  3. Bargaining: "If we send x-thousand more troops to Iraq, victory will be ours."
  4. Depression: "Did you catch 300 yet? [munch-munch-burp] God, it made me hate liberals even more. [channels flipping] They wouldn’t last a day in ancient Sparta."
  5. Advanced Literary Theory: "The hegemonic binary of 'success' and 'failure' traumatizes the (re)interpretive possibilities of an ethos of jouissance regarding the War in Iraq."
  6. Simply below the belt: Michael Ware's nose looks like shit.
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