29 May 2007

Get rich or die trying

Yoko and I, in an effort to get rich or die trying, are going to be investing a large amount of our collective capital in--wait for it--utilities. In the EU. I know, sounds riveting, doesn't it. But here's the deal, if you are Japanese (which I guess I sort of am now), any sort of off-shore investment is prudent because A) the yen is super-weak and B) Japan is slowly losing its economic prowess.

Disagree? Think the Japanese economy is going to get better? Well, take a look at this picture:

Adult diaper aisle

This, kids, is the diaper aisle at a local grocer. The adult diaper aisle. And yes, everything you see: diapers. You can't work 80 hrs. at Mitsubishi with one of these puppies on. Don't ask me how I know. I just do.

So Yoko and I encourage you to buy Danish natural gas. Oooo. It's refreshing.
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