22 February 2010

We all get stoned

 
Yoko thinks I either have a kidney stone or testicular cancer, given a recent bout of pain in regions of the body I am not comfortable discussing. St Stephen, after whom I am named, was stoned.

About testicular cancer, Yoko says it's a good kind of cancer. Very curable. I look at her slightly angry. I'd rather not jump to the conclusion that I have cancer, not even a very curable kind. Don't say that.

To the GP: they will solve this mystery, I'm sure.
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