12 November 2005

Pat Robertson Condemns Local English Teacher

Pat Robertson Condemns Local English Teacher
Niigata City, Japan

Pat Robertson made a rare appearance in rural Japan this week to publically condemn local English teacher, Stephen "Steve-o" Pihlaja.
"God is tolerant and loving, but we can't keep sticking our finger in his eye forever," Robertson said. "If Stephen has future financial problems or erectial disfunction, I recommend he call on Charles Darwin. Maybe Darwin can help him."
Mr. Pihlaja was puzzled by Mr. Robertson's comments.
"-the hell? Seriously? He said that? In Matsuhama? Like over by the Save-on?" Mr. Pihlaja said during a telephone interview. "Hold on--I mean, like, what? Seriously? And people actually, you know, listen to what this guy says or whatever? Wow. I mean, I'm just like, wow.