Today, I went into one of my classes where I teach these twin second graders and they were drawing pictures of hermaphrodites on the blackboard.
A Japanese toilet is just a flushing hole in the ground. A brilliant country otherwise. And you know that sometimes they even got these great Western toilets that wash you, dry you, and treat you kindly. You can imagine what these buttons do!
But the holes in the ground. I hate you holes in the ground.