Well, so I got the idea this last week that it would really be in my favor to graduate six months early from my MA program. I doubted this would be possible, but I made the request anyway and had my dissertation deadline moved up to September 22nd. That's a little over five months away, apparently. Anyway, if you find me passed out somewhere in the park, please help me back to work or my apartment. And make sure that I'm writing when you leave.
Also, baby in less than two months.