I can't wait for the John McCain press conference today. 'I want to say unequivocally, I have never cheated on my second wife. This hack job report claiming that I cheated on my second wife is simply not true. Ever since I began my relationship with my second wife, I have never strayed, not even one day, from my second wife. My second wife is my rock.' Hillary Clinton and John McCain are now in a dead heat to see who can take the Rudy Gulliani mantle. And it's Clinton by a half a length going into the home stretch.
Cheat once, cheat twice, cheat thrice... And, James Dobson reminds us all, John McCain is known to use bad language, too.