Lies! All lies!

Some godless heathen has been circulating this picture of 'Agua Man' and telling people that it's just me, in a bad, homemade Agua Man costume. Well, let me put all the rumors to rest. I am not, nor have I ever been 'Agua Man.' Although I deeply respect and revere Agua Man, I could never be half the man he was.

Although the guy in the tights and the skirt in the background is totally Bob Kurtz.