M-m-my. M-m-my. My, my.

Today is Mother's Day: Yoko's first with the Naomi being an actual, real-live shouting baby. Naomi did a good job getting Mother's Day gifts — a water filter, lunch, and a massage. It was nice all-around. Today is also my mother's Mother's Day, so happy Mother's Day to her and also my sister-in-law's birthday and first Mother's Day. So much love was going on, going down, going around.

Everyone keeps saying, 'The math is against Hillary Clinton' or 'The math doesn't look good for Hillary' or 'The math is troubling.' No, morons, she's lost the race. Lost. So yes, in the sense that Obama has more votes than Hillary, the math is against her. I'd love to hear that commentary in the basketball game.

The Lakers are down by 14 with 10 seconds left in the game. Jerry, just looks like the math isn't going to work out for them.
That's right, Greg. The Lakers would totally win this thing if only they had more points. Unfortunately, the math is just not going to happen.

I, meanwhile, am trying to make my own math work to pay for this PhD.